So I've decided to have a collection of Footballers' Beards posted. I would say Baller Beard of the Day but it'll probably be more like of the Week. Whatever.
To start off, we have the hardman Lisandro Lopez of Olympic Lyonnais (not to be confused with the egg white and oil spread), who just got back from filming his role of Jaffar in Aladdin.
LL has actually been described as "better than [Wayne] Rooney", at the height of a mushroom trip by a very biased fool.
He surprisingly didn't score against Liverpool (which is a mug's game these days) but in fact used his badguy beard to pierce a beach ball in front of their goal, which everyone knows actually stops goals being scored against Pepe Reina.
Because "Ernest Hemingway is a guy that was so manly you grow a beard just reading his name."
-J
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