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Thursday, August 20, 2009

While I'm on it, I pretty much live by Gustufson's mantra.
(Credit to the Ronsta for fakebookin this last week...)

I don't weigh 90 lbs. like that guy...but I definitely don't belie my eating/drinking habits...thank God.

-J

JG Baller: the Port, Dirty Souf, United States; I am ridiculously obsessed with football (English Premier League, Champions League and World Cup)...thanks to a (half) English upbringing, coupled with a mediocre playing career (with more than its fair share of flashes of brilliance) it now seems to be all I think about. I try to ween myself off with music and humorous things...but get right back to football when the withdrawals get too bad. I like 9-5, I like whiskey.................. Nothing in this blog can be taken out of the context in which it is being published. All names, places and times are fictional; the fact these random letters actually form sentences is purely coincidental. If anything here offends you, refer back to the warning you see before you get to this page. Also, tell me about it so a fictional account can make it onto the blog! (Sure.) I got lawyers watchin lawyers so I don't go broke.

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