Halloween

So I've decided. Fo sho. I will be the renowned Ashley Schaeffer of Ashley Schaeffer BMW in Shelby, NC. Who is that, you ask? First of all, you must be borderline retarded if you shop anywhere else, and that's straight from the hoss's mouth. Secondly, how have you not seen HBO's greatest comedy, Eastbound & Down?



"I'll take that as a compliment. Woop!"
"That's what we do heeere."
-J