Ridin' on......

tweels!? I don't know if you've seen them yet, but I think these are probably the coolest recent development for the auto industry, apart from when Obama made that dumbass Rick Wagoner resign.

Tweels. Ballin.


No more flats, no more tire guages, no more of that bullshit tire shine (it's like shoeshine, but if you walked through cow shit in those shoes all the time...) and, my favorite part, triumphant over police spike strips!!!

Car chases just got that much more interesting.

And they look ballin in motion:

Made in everyone's favorite succession state, South Carolina, they are due to drop "soon"; no guesses on the price, yet. Along with Charleston women and a football team idolizing fighting cocks, these "tars" are at the top of the State's contributions to our wonderful nation.

Coming soon (my audience of three must be gripping their monitors white-nuckled right now):
a tribute to who I'll name as Rambo, a brave badass who just signed up to fight in Obama's Army.
Get some!

-J