Saturday, September 19, 2009

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So... if you know me, then you know my affinity for the rising star, Mr. Tucker Max. Pretty much a modern day Ernest Hemmingway, but he can actually skeet.

His movie is due to premier across the country on September 25...despite the best efforts (hating) of a bunch of knee-jerk, neocon haters. Anti-rape groups and women's right activists, all of who are seizing the opportunity of grabbing onto the coattails of Mr. Max as his popularity and exposure increases. They are really getting their agendas in the media, too. 

These are people who just don't like the sound of what's going on. You know. Those kind of people. 

But J, I have no clue of what you speak, you say. Ok, well let's put it this way. These aforementioned haters get wind of Mr. Max's preview showing of his film, in cities, on college campuses. What's that? they say. This man could be offensive!? Let me just go ahead and voice my displeasure, I'd HATE to have some softass, easily offended person think that I would in any way be alright with this.... etc. etc.

With one parry of the haters' thrust, Mr. Max points out- You've never seen the movie, how can you object/boycott/be such a haters? He then socks them in the throat when he points out- My movie is not misogynistic; half of my fans are girls. 

And he's bloody well right. Look at his friends on Facebook...

This kind of retarded, I-Voted-For-Dubya-Twice-And-Now-I'm-Angry mentality is threatening to take a big dump on so much of our culture, and it truly pisses me off. Until the movie debuts, my banner on the blog will be what you see now (The I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell banner) and every day leading up to the 25th, I'll be posting a IHTSBIH fact. Like this one:

Seriously, look at the entries on the movie's blog- see what kind of people are coming out to protest this. They are just using this thing to promote their own little groups. They make as much sense to me as people who keep harping on about the "sanctity" of marriage in our country. It's like they've never Googled "divorce stats".

Keep fighting the good fight, sir.

-J

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