1) Shame on you!
2) Slap yourself!
3)Reddened by shame and your dominant hand hitting your face, get online and do some research/ditch your inferior sports leanings and get on some damn world football!
Apparently, England manager Fabio Capello ain't scared o no ghost! Or, "Group of Death". Good for him, cos we can really win this thing, so some tricky opponents to start out with really isn't much, it just means we have less time to start firing on all cylinders. No prob, with ole Fab at the helm!
Also: here's the new "roundest ball ever" that will be used in the matches
Also, the possibilities of drawing a Group of Death are 1 in 530. "So you're sayin there's a CHANCE!"
Other WCfacts: "According to market data, we estimate that England's participation [in the World Cup] will add an extra £15bn to take-home sales of lager."
and "British pubs can expect to sell an extra 10 million pints on the days that England play."
ALSO, FIFA President Sepp Blatter is an ass (I know you know...) because I just saw him here making a joke when he was told he could lift the new Jabulani ball. He said "I cannot handle the ball! It is not allowed to handle the ball! Ahahahah!" (See: Henry handball debacle)
Yeah, all great comedians have good timing....I think if Sepp laughs again, ever, that the IRA will assassinate him....
Hopefully the US and England will have good groups drawn!!!
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!
-J
