What Do Tigers Dream of?

-J

Funniest Thing I've Read Today

However, the new scheme is already provoking controversy across the United States, especially amongst rapist-faced right-wing commentators dressing up flimsy invective as ‘news’. “This is nothing short of gosh darned Nazi Communism,” spluttered Rhett Secretligay of Fox News. “This kind of unconstitutional bullplop might work in backward Socialist places like the United Kingdom of England but here in the US we look after our older citizens by giving them a state-funded Medicare system just like they have in England. Oh… damn”.

From SniffPetrol.com

-J

Nooo

"Michael Vick joined the Eagles last week. I can't believe he gets to sing with Don Henley!"

Found my gravestone

While I'm on it, I pretty much live by Gustufson's mantra.
(Credit to the Ronsta for fakebookin this last week...)



I don't weigh 90 lbs. like that guy...but I definitely don't belie my eating/drinking habits...thank God.

-J

FINALLY!

Rep. Barney Frank FINALLY says what I've been thinking every time I hear some retarded dribble come out of a neo-con's mouth! He literally tears this fool a new one.



Oh yeah, CNN covered it!? I thought these suckas were goooone man.

-J

The Good, the Bad and the Burnley

Ok, so I'll go ahead and get the shite out of the way- Manchester United, defending EPL champions, were BEATEN by Premiership new boys BURNLEY!!!

Oh Lawd. I mean, they were FIFTH in the Championship league last year, and only got into the Premiership via the playoffs. It has been 33 years since Burnley has enjoyed top-flight football. Looks like they plan on staying, on this form. What surprises me is that I'm not mad at them and making up my own cuss words like I normally do after a loss; I'm genuinely pleased for them. It's one of the beautiful parts of football- anyone, anytime, can beat anyone else. And they did it with class, too.
I must say, our team was balls. No one really stepped up; it was like they expected to win (and I'm sure they did). Looks like we're feeling the loss of Ronaldo...and the money-making pre-season tour to Asia, which I think didn't help the players rest after 40+ games last season...but no excuses for a rubbish display.

Here's the nasty goal that consigned us to defeat. I mean, if you're gonna lose.... and sorry abt the lame music, it's the only clip I could find...


And here's a nice POV on the celebrations (at the other end of the pitch). Keep in mind Burnley's population is less than the average Manchester United stadium's capactiy! They're lovin it.


Anyway....
The good news is that our law office just got the HIGHEST EVER mediation settlement in the area! Amazing stuff, really.
And with the bonus I got......Patron. Anejo. Get some.


-J

Keggahhh

Also, keg ball is a GREAT idea. Holla holla
-J

AMEN.

I seriously take this pledge every season
-J

YEEESSSS

This was my SHIT. My brother and I used to watch it allll the time, way before we heard of irony.

-J

Prediction

As I write this, Chelsea are tied 1-1 with Sunderland.....here's hoping they drop at least two points (if Sunderland can't pip a winner!!!)

Tomorrow the Red Devils take on more Premiership new boys in the form of Burnley FC.
They were 5th in the Championship last season, just squeaking into the Premiership with a late playoff goal!

Honestly, I know close to nothing about them....I know any smaller club really steps it up when playing us, due to our history and the appeal of a David-Goliath upset, so let's hope our boys really stay focused.

I'm worried about the injuries to our back line....there are rumors that we'll buy Ryan Shawcross from Stoke City, as we have a buy-back clause in his contract from selling him. Sounds good to me...

Owen to break his duck (not his leg) and score one at home for us against Burnley!!!!! I've still got faith in him; he was so close against Birmingham!!

I'm calling 3-0 to MUFC, with Owen scoring the second. I see him playing well (as a substitute) against this lesser opposition. If I offend any Burnley fans, refer to the 3rd sentence I wrote.

I think our fringe players coming in to play defense for us will step it up and take their chance to impress. I'm also interested to see how Anderson and Nani do...

Shit, Lampard just scored a penalty for Chelsea....

-J

Think it's TRUE....

Evolution vs. Creationism Simplified on CollegeHumor

-J

Still harpin on about

the Arctic Monkeys....



I love their indie sound and the catchiness of their songs. This band oozes British dance music, and will forever remind me of pubbin' it in London for a semester. (Some call is Study Abroad)

I've still to really get to know their second album (Favorite Worst Nightmare), and their third (Humbug) is due out August 25! Humbug has around half of its songs produced by rock eccentric Josh Homme, the beating heart of Queens of the Stone Age and the drummer for Eagles of Death Metal. With Cream and Jimi Hendrix cited as inspirations, this album should well and truly ROCK.

-J

Chingford, London modsters the Rifles

Ugh

Click it. Read it. Get a job.

-J

Best Part of Tropic Thunder.........Playa!

-J

twatter

Almost Half Bullshit!

Tells you everything you need to know about Twitter.

And why I pass on it.

-J

Ah

What a perfect opening weekend for the 09-10 season!

United takes 3 points with a winning Rooney goal against the Brummies

'Pool LOSE to a spirited Tottenham side 2-1!

Arsenal creamed Everton 6-1! While I'm no Arse fan, you have to respect play like that. Decent of Everton fans to applaud the Gunners after they thrashed their team, too!

What could make all this even better, you ask! Why, how about another great football fight video from South America!

This time, it's the U-14 River Plate and Boca Juniors teams, though it's understanable if you thought these two were GIRLS teams on the evidence for show:


Apparently they start them young.

Also, I'm going ahead with the vast majority of the population in the UK and agreeing that Portsmouth FC will be relegated. Shocking I know.

-J