If you don't know me,

then you don't know that the only thing that matches my ambition to ball out is my laziness. (The Lord has a sense of humor, I'm sure.) So, of course, I love it anytime someone else can do the humorous (or whatever) writing for me. For this one I'm gonna pass it off to Anonymous, who has written a hilarious CraigsList entry that's one part Tucker Max, three parts too nice.

Best part: " (not rufies) "

Thanks to Jill for Fakebooking this.

-J