Never

has a whiter man danced in all the history of the world.

You know how you can find yourself thinking of relationships past? Yeah, you're glad you dumped the bitch/jerk/hoe/whatever guy equivalent for hoe is, but you can still look back at the good times.

Here's a great snapshot of all of our last big relationship, when we were constantly reminded how great everything in the world was.

He might have had vastly different political views than you, or carpet-bombed your neighborhood, but whatever differences you may have had, he could always get a smile out of you.

I say again, never has a whiter man danced before.

Freshly proud to be American (just... more proud than usual)

-J