As played by Catholic heritage and Protestant heritage teams in Scotland.
Best part- Lafferty smacking the foulee after ripping his nuts off. It's not a mean smack, just a "YOU'RE FIIINE" smack. "GETTT UP!"
-J
Friday, October 9, 2009
Muse Hates Glenn Beck. Me Too.

From NME.com
Muse ask Fox News presenter Glenn Beck to retract his support for the band
Beck called President Obama 'racist' in July
Muse have reportedly asked under-fire Fox TV presenter Glenn Beck to retract his public endorsement of the band after he praised them on his radio show.
Beck, who is known for his conservative stance on politics, is currently embroiled in a scandal over remarks he made in July when he called President Obama "a racist". The Press Association today (October 5) reports that Waitrose has pulled its advertisements on Fox News over the incident.
Speaking on 'The Glenn Beck Program' on September 16, the presenter hailed Muse's latest album 'The Resistance' as "fantastic", before stating that the band themselves are known to share his libertarian views concerning how the western world is governed.
"These guys are brilliant, they know the time that we live in. They are libertarians from England," he said. "All of the lyrics are just dead on, on what's coming our way."
Beck also endorsed the band on his Twitter page the same day, again alluding that they are libertarians.
"New Muse CD. Amazing. These guys are right on the money. Lyrics on target, talent off the charts. They 'get it'. Libertarian!" he Tweeted.
However, speaking later on his radio show, Beck revealed he had been asked to retract his praise for the band after being emailed by a Muse representative while on air.
"I just got an email from representation of Muse," he said. "They would like me to retract my endorsement. My apologies to Muse for saying that I like them. I didn't mean to destroy all their credibility and all their coolness.
"Let me just set the record straight. Muse – I hate them. It's an awful album and you should never go out and buy it."
-J
Most Outrageous Football Injury

No, it's not the exploding boiled egg incident, where Kirk Broadfoot got egg on his face (couldn't resist). This, of course is another Scottish baller struck down by the hilarious hand of God. I bet someone say "Bless you" to which he replied "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHuuuuuuuhhhhh" and so on and so on...
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Muti>Ronaldo

So, apparently some bad juju, sorcery, witchcraft, muti, JK Rowling devil-fornication has struck down arguably the greatest footballer there is.
The perma-tanned Portugese, Cristiano Ronaldo, was apparently "cursed" by a witch doctor (who probably got his Doctorate online, like Dr. Phil) and all the signs point to Paris Hilton being the commisioner.
Written better (and with effort I can't conjure up past Wednesday) the update is at the Spoiler.
-J
Halloween
So I've decided. Fo sho. I will be the renowned Ashley Schaeffer of Ashley Schaeffer BMW in Shelby, NC. Who is that, you ask? First of all, you must be borderline retarded if you shop anywhere else, and that's straight from the hoss's mouth. Secondly, how have you not seen HBO's greatest comedy, Eastbound & Down?
"I'll take that as a compliment. Woop!"
"That's what we do heeere."
-J
"I'll take that as a compliment. Woop!"
"That's what we do heeere."
-J
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
EITHA WAY YO A WINNAH!
so unless someone hits me with a better idea, I'll be Ashley Schaeffer (of Ashley Schaeffer BMW, with everyday, Ashley Schaeffer low prices).....
-J
Berbatov

It looks like Berbatov is silencing some of his critics this season....and this goal (best I've seen so far this season) can go some way to justifying his 30 million pound price tag! Thankfully we drew this game; Sunderland were reakky up for it, and it was the worst passing display I've seen from United for quite some time. Good sign of a team when they can play like crap and grind out a draw...
-J
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