How to "Motor" in a Mini

Now, to find my nearest Mini-driving girlfriend...

-J

Coolest Commercial Ever

Manly

-J

Dirty Tackle

From DityTackle.net, their Dirty Tackle of the Day (DTotD) is a two-part D-bag performance by Sevilla's Freddie Kanoute.



How can you be upset when your tackle leaves them bleeding!? Oh, he's French? Must be the hardest man from France, ever!

-J

WARNING!

View at your own risk!

This is probably the worst stamp in football I've ever seen! While my breakfast made a bid for freedom when I saw this, my broken ankle started to feel a little better. Actually, after seeing this, I kinda feel like a pansy. Crutches!? Hell, I'm gonna go walk it off aaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!



-J

Jon's Spot On

About Glenn Bloody Beck. This man scares me. He's like Bill O'Reilly's retarded brother!

http://saveuslebron.com/save-your-mind-from-glenn-beck/

I bet Conservatives view him like I view fanatic football fans...I'm technically in their group, but they embarrass me....

Making an Arsene of Himself

So...after a fortuitous victory over the Gooners, in which Rooney dispatched a perfect penalty kick and Abu Diaby inexplicably decided to play for our team for a moment....Gunners manager provided the icing on the cake! (see video below, where Diaby must have thought Rooney was right on him, and he should head it out for a corner....but heads into his own net!)



After celebrating a late, late equalizer, Arsene Wenger then realised that it was ruled out for offsides. He then (harmlessly) kicked a water bottle...prompting the Napoleon 4th official to call the ref over and send Arsene to the stands! Of course, at Old Trafford, that means go to the teams dugout of literally go to the stands! After the ref wouldn't let him go to the dugout, and after going to stand like a crucified Frenchman, the ref settled for an official leading Mr. Wenger down the tunnel. Hilarious!


Turns out, the ref's association or whatever is sending Mr. Wenger an apology...

-J