What Do Tigers Dream of?

-J

Funniest Thing I've Read Today

However, the new scheme is already provoking controversy across the United States, especially amongst rapist-faced right-wing commentators dressing up flimsy invective as ‘news’. “This is nothing short of gosh darned Nazi Communism,” spluttered Rhett Secretligay of Fox News. “This kind of unconstitutional bullplop might work in backward Socialist places like the United Kingdom of England but here in the US we look after our older citizens by giving them a state-funded Medicare system just like they have in England. Oh… damn”.

From SniffPetrol.com

-J

Nooo

"Michael Vick joined the Eagles last week. I can't believe he gets to sing with Don Henley!"

Found my gravestone

While I'm on it, I pretty much live by Gustufson's mantra.
(Credit to the Ronsta for fakebookin this last week...)



I don't weigh 90 lbs. like that guy...but I definitely don't belie my eating/drinking habits...thank God.

-J

FINALLY!

Rep. Barney Frank FINALLY says what I've been thinking every time I hear some retarded dribble come out of a neo-con's mouth! He literally tears this fool a new one.



Oh yeah, CNN covered it!? I thought these suckas were goooone man.

-J

The Good, the Bad and the Burnley

Ok, so I'll go ahead and get the shite out of the way- Manchester United, defending EPL champions, were BEATEN by Premiership new boys BURNLEY!!!

Oh Lawd. I mean, they were FIFTH in the Championship league last year, and only got into the Premiership via the playoffs. It has been 33 years since Burnley has enjoyed top-flight football. Looks like they plan on staying, on this form. What surprises me is that I'm not mad at them and making up my own cuss words like I normally do after a loss; I'm genuinely pleased for them. It's one of the beautiful parts of football- anyone, anytime, can beat anyone else. And they did it with class, too.
I must say, our team was balls. No one really stepped up; it was like they expected to win (and I'm sure they did). Looks like we're feeling the loss of Ronaldo...and the money-making pre-season tour to Asia, which I think didn't help the players rest after 40+ games last season...but no excuses for a rubbish display.

Here's the nasty goal that consigned us to defeat. I mean, if you're gonna lose.... and sorry abt the lame music, it's the only clip I could find...


And here's a nice POV on the celebrations (at the other end of the pitch). Keep in mind Burnley's population is less than the average Manchester United stadium's capactiy! They're lovin it.


Anyway....
The good news is that our law office just got the HIGHEST EVER mediation settlement in the area! Amazing stuff, really.
And with the bonus I got......Patron. Anejo. Get some.


-J

Keggahhh

Also, keg ball is a GREAT idea. Holla holla
-J