Tannic Acid

In my veryfarfromhumble opinion, the first and last GOOD, BENEFICIAL tea party was in 1773(unless you count trippin' balls with the Mad Hatter's crew).
In fucking BOSTON.

And this coming from a half Englishman!

I have to hand it to the self-righteously indignant Repubs, who have publicly been throwing their toys out of the pram. (Yes! Englishism! eat it.) They do seem a bit more motivated than the Dubya-era Democrats, who couldn't be bothered to do anything more collaborative than yell along with Deano the Screamo, and put all their hopes on a botoxed, ketchup-rich Yankee.

But, on the other hand, I'm gonna have to call them sore losers.

Jon Stewart pointed out some flaws in the ideology of the "thousands of disgruntled people of non-color taking to the streets", most notably their response to the gubment's "wasteful spending", which was to buy a million tea bags.

Define irony.

The silver lining was getting to hear all the Fox "news" cardborad cads and newsbunnies saying the word "teabag". Priceless.

The only thing that tops that is the HBO RealSex episode from 2000 that came on last night, showing a bunch of very empowered spoken word peotry females saying "PUNANY!!!"

"PUNANY!!!"

And it's poo-nahn-ee, according to these experts.

They must've said it like 30 times. The best parts were when they said it in a very serious sentence like "Yes, it's a movement that portrays the power that women must harness....punany." or "It's an issue very important to us, punany."
Amen sister!

I think I now have a hernia.

Oh, and on another note, I've been meaning to chastise you lurkers (Ronnie) out there for not signing in a basic profile and 'following' this blog. Ask Gene (half of my following) how easy it is. Although, Gene informs me that nobody really reads this. Punany.

(In my book, that's a word that really ends in "ie".)

-J